

First Report Card BluesEveryday since September I’ve been up before the sun When you sleep all through class It’s hard to get a ninety-oneFirst Report Card Blues
When I’m sitting in class I daydream about the beach This is how I know an eighty It way outta my reach
They say a one hundred is Impossible to attain So I won’t even try Sounds like too much of a pain
I’m late to class everyday Mr. M always yellin’ at me Being on time just ain’t my way That’s why I’ll never get a seventy-three
Don’t like comin’ to school I’d rather see my favorite band live Now